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  • How not to fight Nefarian as a Ret paladin

    2011 - 07.27

    Yes, I know, who does BlackRockWingLairDepthsDescentSpire1 these days? Well, me. Us, even. With only seven guild raiders available on Monday we decided to pass on our first Firelands run in favour of the only T11 raid we hadn’t cleared on last week’s lockout. There are still plenty of upgrades in there for people (and tier tokens) after all.

    Our recent player shortage left us with more melee DPS than ranged, and a shortage of healers, so I’ve been healing in every raid I attended since… March? Add to that my general impatience and the considerably shorter LFG queue times for healers, and the result is that other than running the Molten Front dailies, I’ve spent very little time in my retribution spec. Don’t get me wrong, healing has been a lot of fun, and I’m finally starting to make better use of my healing cooldowns (although I still forget HoS/HoP until it’s too late), but a chance to hit things with a big hammer?

    /sign.

    It’d be fair to say I’m a bit rusty, but thanks to the reduced dangers of T11 post 4.2, decent raid DPS and frankly overpowered healing, all went well. Until we reached Nefarian and my realisation that, as the only melee DPS, I’d be kiting the skeletal adds.

    How not to fight Nefarian as a ret paladin

    1. Make sure you’ve absolutely no idea where Hand of Reckoning is. Well, since they removed the damage component, why would you need it? Leaving it bound just increases the likelihood of hitting it with an ear.
    2. Be sure to get completely distracted by DPSing Onyxia at the start and fail to position yourself to collect the adds.
    3. Once you’ve collected the adds, be sure to run as far as possible from the healers. They love that. Healing spells have infinite range, dontchaknow?
    4. When you *do* manage to collect the adds nicely together, be sure to be both a) out of healing range (see above) and b) in front of Nefarian. If the tank can stand there, why can’t you?
    5. Run in bizarre lines to generate a nice conga line of skellies (ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-HEY!), the better to leave them scattered all over the room. Your Onyxia tank enjoys sprinting around trying desperately to collect them from underneath Nefarian in phase three.
    6. Once you’ve found Hand of Reckoning, it becomes an I-win button. Press it frequently. Under no circumstances check to see if you’ve accidentally targeted Onyxia. Eep.
    7. Rumours of paladin bubbles temporarily removing the paladin from aggro tables are just that — rumours.
    8. Righteous Fury is an unattractive thing — no-one likes an angry zealot. Be sure to not use it, especially if you’re having problems picking up the adds.
    9. Righteous Fury is a DPS boost. If you did switch it on for the adds, leave it on for phase 3. Your Nefarian tank was coasting, lazy so-and-so, he needs to work on his threat anyway.
    10. If for some reason you’re feeling kindly to your Nef tank (why??) and want to switch RF off, make sure that some combination of addons/errors/PEBKAC prevents you from doing so2. Stand still in the middle of the raid frantically clicking and reclicking on the buff in the forlorn hope that “the 14th time it’ll work, I know it”.
    11. When you finally give up on spam-clicking your buff and try a different approach, be sure to forget how to spell /cancelaura. Do this several times.
    12. Bonus points if you can spend the entirety of a heroism/bloodlust mistyping “/cancelaura Righteous Fury”3.
    13. Double bonus points if you are outrolled for the tier token by one of your pugged raiders.
    And there you have it. Aren’t you proud to know me now?
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    1. I can never remember the name of the damn instance []
    2. I use ElKano’s buff bars, and it wouldn’t let me right-click to remove RF? []
    3. At least I didn’t whisper it to anyone. I don’t think []

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    4 Responses to “How not to fight Nefarian as a Ret paladin”

    1. Saga says:

      As frustrating as it must have been on the raid night – I must admit that the story made me smile.

      Also, the clicking away of buffs seems to be a problem with the buff addons. I had the same with Satrina Buff frames. I almost killed myself with Hellfire because I couldn’t stop casting it and the healer had run off ! *lol*

    2. Tylun says:

      I was on like 400K threat and Ano was strangely climbing above me. A very confused bear and a very frantic Berserk + Mangle spam ensued as I duelled my Retribution Paladin for the attention of said dragon. If the dragon had two heads (lolchimaeron) then we’d both have been running in circles screaming.

      Moral of the story?

      Don’t. Let. Ano. Fight. Nefarian.

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