This is related, but not the image I was looking for...
Look what I got in the mail:
Mah very own rokkit!
And what does any red-blooded paladin do when he gets a shiny new sports car mount? He goes to try his luck with the ladies.
Hey baby, wanna ride my rocket? /wink
Oh. I guess not then. Sorry. /sheepish
…and fails. Look at the disgust on her face. Poor chap. Still, I haz a rocket!